☕⚡ Slightly Anxious, Overly Caffeinated Tee – because some mornings two shots of espresso just isn’t enough for your chaos energy.
Fuel your vibe with this 100% cotton classic that’s as structured as your coffee schedule and as sharp as that caffeine crash that’s coming in 3… 2… 1… 😅 Crisp lines? ✔ Streetwear-friendly layering? ✔ Built tough enough for jittery handshakes and impulsive life choices.
🔥 Perks (besides caffeine):
• 100% cotton – breathable, soft, and panic-proof
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² = not too heavy, not too flimsy
• Tubular fabric for that smooth, seamless look
• Taped neck & shoulders to keep its shape even when you’re spiraling
• Double-stitched sleeves & hem for extra durability (aka coffee spill resistance*)
Pair it with ripped jeans, a bomber jacket, and your third latte of the day for peak “functioning hot mess” energy. Warning: may cause strangers to hand you coffee out of sympathy. ☕💀
Size guide
| |
LENGTH (inches) |
WIDTH (inches) |
SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) |
| S |
28 |
18 |
15 ⅝ |
| M |
29 |
20 |
17 |
| L |
30 |
22 |
18 ½ |
| XL |
31 |
24 |
20 |
| 2XL |
32 |
26 |
21 ½ |
| 3XL |
33 |
28 |
22 ¾ |
