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Therapy Is Expensive So I Bought This Shirt T-Shirt

$24.95

Therapy Is Expensive So I Bought This Shirt T-Shirt

$24.95

Therapy Is Expensive So I Bought This Shirt T-Shirt

$24.95

Color

Maroon Black Navy Forest Green Heliconia Charcoal Military Green Brown Savana Carolina Blue

Size

S M L XL 2XL 3XL
Product description
Coping mechanism? Maybe. Fashion statement? Absolutely.
Because retail therapy hits different when it comes with 100% cotton comfort and just the right amount of sarcasm. 😎🛍️

Let’s be real — talking about your feelings is tough. But this shirt? Easy. Funny. Loud. And ready to stir up some therapeutic side-eyes. Perfect for layering, flexing, or just avoiding eye contact at the grocery store. 💁‍♂️🛒

Mental breakdown, but make it fashion:

100% cotton = soft enough to cry in 🥲

Structured fit for that “I’ve got it together” illusion 🧼✨

Double-stitched hems + taped seams = strong like your sarcasm 💪

Looks great with hoodies, boots, and emotional baggage 🧥🧳

Therapy might cost $150/hr…
This shirt? Way cheaper — and slightly more breathable. 🫠
#RetailTherapy #DarkHumorDrip #HealingInStyle

Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) SLEEVE LENGTH (inches)
S 28 18 15 ⅝
M 29 20 17
L 30 22 18 ½
XL 31 24 20
2XL 32 26 21 ½
3XL 33 28 22 ¾
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