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☕⚡ Slightly Anxious, Overly Caffeinated Tee – because some mornings two shots of espresso just isn’t enough for your chaos energy. Fuel your vibe with this 100% cotton classic that’s as structured as your coffee schedule and as sharp as that caffeine crash that’s coming in 3… 2… 1… 😅 Crisp lines? ✔ Streetwear-friendly layering? ✔ Built tough enough for jittery handshakes and impulsive life choices. 🔥 Perks (besides caffeine): • 100% cotton – breathable, soft, and panic-proof • Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² = not too heavy, not too flimsy • Tubular fabric for that smooth, seamless look • Taped neck & shoulders to keep its shape even when you’re spiraling • Double-stitched sleeves & hem for extra durability (aka coffee spill resistance*) Pair it with ripped jeans, a bomber jacket, and your third latte of the day for peak “functioning hot mess” energy. Warning: may cause strangers to hand you coffee out of sympathy. ☕💀 Size guide   LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) S 28 18 15 ⅝ M 29 20 17 L 30 22 18 ½ XL 31 24 20 2XL 32 26 21 ½ 3XL 33 28 22 ¾

🛋💬 T-Shirt Was Approved By My Therapist Tee – because even your wardrobe deserves a mental health check-in. Wear your coping skills on your sleeve (literally) with this 100% cotton classic that sits sharp, layers flawlessly, and looks good whether you’re thriving… or just making it to your next session. Perfect for coffee runs, self-care days, and accidentally oversharing to strangers in line. ☕😅 🔥 Why it’s therapist-approved: • 100% cotton – soft enough for comfort, strong enough for emotional baggage • Midweight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² – keeps its cool during breakthroughs and breakdowns • Tubular fabric = smooth fit, no awkward seams (unlike your family dynamics) • Taped neck & shoulders so it holds shape while you work through your stuff • Double-stitched sleeves & hem for long-lasting mental resilience Pair it with sneakers, jeans, and your favorite coping mechanisms. Bonus: your therapist might actually smile when they see it. 😎🩵Size guide   LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) S 28 18 15 ⅝ M 29 20 17 L 30 22 18 ½ XL 31 24 20 2XL 32 26 21 ½ 3XL 33 28 22 ¾

Is it a coping mechanism or just really good advice? Who knows. The Therapist Said It’s Fine tee is your wearable permission slip to keep being a little chaotic, a little unhinged, and a whole lot fabulous. 😵‍♀️✨ 🖤 100% cotton comfort for your next breakthrough (or breakdown) 📐 Structured fit so your outfit looks stable, even if you’re not 🔥 Streetwear-layering king—pairs well with denial and Doc Martens 🧵 Double-stitched for durability (because we both know therapy isn’t cheap) 📈 Trendy enough to convince people you’re totally okay (mostly) You’ve processed enough for today—go ahead and buy the shirt. Your therapist would probably approve. 💳Size guide   LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) S 28 18 15 ⅝ M 29 20 17 L 30 22 18 ½ XL 31 24 20 2XL 32 26 21 ½ 3XL 33 28 22 ¾

Coping mechanism? Maybe. Fashion statement? Absolutely. Because retail therapy hits different when it comes with 100% cotton comfort and just the right amount of sarcasm. 😎🛍️ Let’s be real — talking about your feelings is tough. But this shirt? Easy. Funny. Loud. And ready to stir up some therapeutic side-eyes. Perfect for layering, flexing, or just avoiding eye contact at the grocery store. 💁‍♂️🛒 Mental breakdown, but make it fashion: 100% cotton = soft enough to cry in 🥲 Structured fit for that “I’ve got it together” illusion 🧼✨ Double-stitched hems + taped seams = strong like your sarcasm 💪 Looks great with hoodies, boots, and emotional baggage 🧥🧳 Therapy might cost $150/hr… This shirt? Way cheaper — and slightly more breathable. 🫠 #RetailTherapy #DarkHumorDrip #HealingInStyleSize guide   LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) S 28 18 15 ⅝ M 29 20 17 L 30 22 18 ½ XL 31 24 20 2XL 32 26 21 ½ 3XL 33 28 22 ¾

New boundaries? Speaking up? Cutting off toxic people? Yeah… blame therapy. 😌✂️ This tee is for the emotionally evolved with a little bit of edge. Made from 100% cotton and built for that clean, structured streetwear look, it’s comfy enough for your inner child and bold enough for your fully healed alter ego. 🧠🔥 Why Your Therapist Would Approve (Probably): 100% cotton = soft enough for breakthroughs ☁️ Structured fit = sharp lines, sharper comebacks 💅 Double-stitched hems + taped seams = built to last through the healing 🧱 Layers perfectly with emotional growth and your fave kicks 👟📈 Wear it like a badge of honor. Or a warning. Therapy Made Me Do It — and we love that for you. 😈✨ #HealedAndPetty #GrowthLooksGoodOnYou #TherapyDripSize guide   LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) S 28 18 15 ⅝ M 29 20 17 L 30 22 18 ½ XL 31 24 20 2XL 32 26 21 ½ 3XL 33 28 22 ¾

💊 No meds. No stress. No promises. 😌✨ Introducing the "Unmedicated And Unbothered (For Now)" Tee — the shirt that screams “I’m fine. Probably.” With 100% cotton comfort and a bold AF attitude, this tee is for the ones walking the line between meltdown and main character energy. 🧨🎭 Whether you're raw-dogging reality or just skipped a refill (oops), this shirt's got your back—literally. Perfectly structured, streetwear-ready, and designed to survive whatever kind of chaos you’re currently vibing with. 🖤 Specs for the slightly unstable, but stylish: • 100% cotton – soft enough to hug your nerves • 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² – that weighty “I have opinions” feel • Tubular fabric – smooth, seamless, no extra drama • Taped neck & shoulders – for when you’re carrying the emotional labor • Double-seamed – because your coping skills might not be 🌀 Wear it loud. Wear it proud. Unmedicated. Unbothered. For now. 😉Size guide   LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) S 28 18 15 ⅝ M 29 20 17 L 30 22 18 ½ XL 31 24 20 2XL 32 26 21 ½ 3XL 33 28 22 ¾

🧳 Unpacking My Sh*t Like It's Luggage 🧠💼 Because healing doesn’t come with baggage claim—but it sure feels like it. This tee is for anyone doing the inner work, sorting through their emotional laundry, and maybe even folding it (eventually). With a vintage suitcase graphic and unapologetic energy, it's a badge of honor for the self-aware and self-improving. 👏😅 Perfect for therapy days, mental health check-ins, or just owning your messy, beautiful process. • 100% cotton = soft enough for breakthroughs • Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170–180 g/m²) • Open-end yarn for smooth feel • Tubular fabric + taped neck and shoulders = built to last (just like your progress) 🧠 Healing is hard. This shirt makes it look damn good. #EmotionalBaggageHandled 🛫💥Size guide   LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) S 28 18 15 ⅝ M 29 20 17 L 30 22 18 ½ XL 31 24 20 2XL 32 26 21 ½ 3XL 33 28 22 ¾

😵‍💫✨ Unstable But Making It Work Tee – the official uniform for surviving on coffee, chaos, and questionable life choices. Sure, you’re holding it together with duct tape and sarcasm, but at least you look amazing. This 100% cotton classic sits sharp, layers effortlessly, and is sturdy enough to survive whatever unhinged adventure you wander into next. Perfect for work, brunch, or emotionally texting your ex at 2 a.m. 📱💔 🔥 Why it’s a vibe: • 100% cotton – soft enough for comfort, tough enough for breakdowns • Midweight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² – won’t fold under pressure (unlike your mental stability) • Tubular fabric = smooth fit with zero awkward seams • Taped neck & shoulders to keep its shape through meltdowns and miracles • Double-stitched sleeves & hem for durability when life is… a lot Pair it with ripped jeans, combat boots, and that “I have no idea what I’m doing but I’m thriving” energy. Bonus: looks incredible in candid crisis selfies. 📸🔥Size guide   LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) S 28 18 15 ⅝ M 29 20 17 L 30 22 18 ½ XL 31 24 20 2XL 32 26 21 ½ 3XL 33 28 22 ¾

🙂❌ No fake smiles. No forced vibes. Just real ones. The "You Don’t Have To Fake A Smile Here" Tee is your wearable safe space. It’s giving “I’m not okay, and that’s okay” energy — and it does it with streetwear style that hits harder than your social battery crashing at 3PM. 😮‍💨🖤 Made from 100% cotton with a clean, structured fit, this tee is soft enough for your soft days and bold enough for when you need the world to read the vibe and back off. Whether you’re masking less or finally resting more, this shirt says it all — so you don’t have to. 🫂 The comfort you deserve (even if you didn’t ask): • 100% cotton – soft, breathable, and judgment-free • 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² – heavy on the fabric, light on the emotional labor • Tubular fabric – smooth like your emotional avoidance • Taped neck & shoulders – strong where it counts • Double-seamed – just like your layered personality 😉 🧠✨ Wear it loud. Feel your feels. No fake smiles required. Ever. 💬🚫🙂Size guide   LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) S 28 18 15 ⅝ M 29 20 17 L 30 22 18 ½ XL 31 24 20 2XL 32 26 21 ½ 3XL 33 28 22 ¾

A message that hits different — because real ones get it. Sometimes, the loudest support is worn on your chest. This tee isn’t just a fit — it’s a reminder. For the person walking past you. For the friend who needed a sign. For you. 100% cotton, ultra-comfortable, and built to layer with your boldest streetwear looks. Structured, stylish, and speaking truth. 🧠✨ The Vibes: 100% cotton = soft, breathable, real af ☁️ Structured silhouette for that clean, sharp edge 🧼✂️ Taped neck & shoulders + double-stitched = made to last 💪 Streetwear-friendly & hella wearable 📦⚡ You never know who needs to see it. Wear it loud. Wear it real. Let them know: You’re Not Alone — I’ve Been There. 💬🫂 #MentalHealthMatters #RealTalkInStyleSize guide   LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) S 28 18 15 ⅝ M 29 20 17 L 30 22 18 ½ XL 31 24 20 2XL 32 26 21 ½ 3XL 33 28 22 ¾