🚿🏆 Achievement Unlocked: Basic Hygiene! 🏆🚿
Sometimes just getting out of bed and taking a shower deserves a damn standing ovation — and this tee gets it. The “I Took A Shower Today. Applaud Accordingly.” shirt is your official badge of honor for surviving the chaos and still managing to suds up. Mental health win? Productivity flex? Personal best? We don't judge. We just clap. 👏👏👏
Whether you're rocking it as a humorous statement or a gentle reminder that self-care counts, this shirt delivers comfort and validation.
✨ Product Highlights:
Unisex classic fit that sits just right — not too tight, not too loose
100% cotton for breathable, everyday comfort
Sturdy fabric weight (5.0–5.3 oz/yd²) — because you're strong, and your shirt should be too
Open-end yarn and tubular fabric = smooth feel, no side seams
Taped neck & shoulders and double-stitched hem for durability — applause-ready
💛 Perfect for:
Mental health warriors
The proudly mediocre
Anyone who deserves a trophy for existing (so, all of us)
🎉 Grab one and remind the world: bare minimums are still progress — and that’s worth celebrating. 💥🛁💪
Size guide
| |
LENGTH (inches) |
WIDTH (inches) |
SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) |
| S |
28 |
18 |
15 ⅝ |
| M |
29 |
20 |
17 |
| L |
30 |
22 |
18 ½ |
| XL |
31 |
24 |
20 |
| 2XL |
32 |
26 |
21 ½ |
| 3XL |
33 |
28 |
22 ¾ |
