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I Scheduled A Breakdown. It's In My Calendar. T-Shirt

$24.95

I Scheduled A Breakdown. It's In My Calendar. T-Shirt

$24.95

I Scheduled A Breakdown. It's In My Calendar. T-Shirt

$24.95

Color

Maroon Black Navy Forest Green Dark Chocolate Heliconia Charcoal Military Green Brown Savana

Size

S M L XL 2XL 3XL
Product description
📅🧠 Overbooked, overwhelmed, and still lookin’ cute.

The "I Scheduled A Breakdown. It's In My Calendar." Tee is for the high-functioning hot mess with a planner full of meetings, deadlines, and emotional spirals. 😵‍💫✨

Crafted from 100% cotton with a clean, structured fit, this tee sits sharp while you completely fall apart (on schedule, of course). Streetwear-friendly and trendier than your coping skills, it’s the perfect fit for therapy Thursdays or panic attack chic. 💼🫠

📌 Productive chaos never looked so good:
• 100% cotton – soft enough to cry in
• 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² – the weight of all your responsibilities (but comfy)
• Tubular fabric – no seams, no stress
• Taped neck & shoulders – because you're carrying everything
• Double-seamed – built like your fragile resilience

⏰ Set your reminders, babes:
Breakdown at 3. Slay at 4.
And yes, you’ll be wearing this tee for both. 😎📉📈

Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) SLEEVE LENGTH (inches)
S 28 18 15 ⅝
M 29 20 17
L 30 22 18 ½
XL 31 24 20
2XL 32 26 21 ½
3XL 33 28 22 ¾
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